Mesaje SMS hazlii, glume etc. :D

"S-a gasit un cadavru neidentificat,mediu ca statura,urat,cu puta mica.Mi s-a facut frica spune-mi ca traiesti" :lol: :lol: :lol:

Ha...bun..mi-a placut

Buna ziua! La tragerile de azi atzi cashtigat o tziganca. Daca nu va luatzi premiul timp de o saptamina - va trimitem taborul intreg.

Politia cauta persoana intelegenta,sexy,cu simtzul umorului.Tu eshti in sigurantza,dar eu unde m-ascund? :D :D :D

Sigla "British Airways" inainte de 11 septembrie: "We are coming straight to your office" :D :D :D

eu vin la tine, te arunc in pat, intru in tine, te fac sa gemi, te sleiesc de puteri , te umezesc. Nu te supara - sunt eu-Gripa.

se trimite la orele mici (00.00-05.00)
"nu dormi , tara-i in pericol)

Exista 2 cuvinte magice care-ti deschid multe usi: "Trage" si "Impinge"... :D :D :D

20% of the population is now drinking coffee, 60% is having sex, 19% is watching television and one yokel is now holding his mobile in his hand
:D :D :D

This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, a cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat, 20 cat, seconds cat! Now read it all without the word cat!

I am not stupid, I am blond!!! B - L - O - N - T

This sms can only be read by someone SEXY:...try again...again...maybe you are just not sexy?...one more time...hey don't force it ugly!!!
:D :D :D

Those beautiful eyes, that incredible body, such a brain, a sexy mouth, nice smile .... but that is enough about me, tell me how you are? :D :D :D

In case of fire read this message.....................................I SAID IN CASE OF FIRE YOU IDIOT!!
:D :D :D

We will now upgrade your brain.......Please wait........Searching.......Searching.......Still searching........Sorry, no brain found !!!

When I was a dog, and you were a flower, I walked over you and gave you a shower!!

Farmer seeks woman with tractor. Please add photo of tractor.

just to let you know people do read this.. and laugh their ass out..
tuturor colegilor mei de-aci le plac sms-urile tale .. desigur, alea in engleza.. asha ca keep it up!

I like to compare you with a nice cold glass of beer, beautiful colour, perfect taste, really perfect and when the glass is empty i just take the next one!

Its important 2 keep fit as u get older.My granny started walking 5 miles a day when she was 60.Today she is 97 and we don't know where the fu**k she is!

ah ah efil ruoy fo sces 01 detsaw tsuj evah u txt siht daer tsuj evah u fi Read this message backwards!!!

Q:Why were hurricanes ussualy named after women? A:Because when they arrive they are wet and wild, but when they go they take your house and the car.!

[b]3 monkeys escaped from the zoo ... one was caught watching tv ... another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message[b]

Ce-i spune mama unei blonde fiicei ei cind pleaca de acasa?
-Daca pina la 12 nu esti acasa,macar sa fii in pat!!!

-E adevarat ca se poate face dragoste cu fereastra deschisa?
- Da, dar e preferabil cu o femeie...

I: Ce-i verde si fuge prin padure?
R: O haita de "castraveti"...
:D :D :D

Doua Blonde se intalnes pe strada ambele cu celulare.
Si la un moment dat una zice:
-Tot 4 stele ai pinu?...

look at d world around u, u will see God's creativity. look at d breakfast table, u will see God's providence. look at the mirror u will see God's sense of humor.

What do you do if a irish man through's a pin at you ... ... you run cause he's got a grenade in his mouth

If you didnt have feet, would you wear shoes? Well why are you wearing a bra then?!

La ora asta 8700 de oameni se gandesc la sex, 3400 au facut-o deja, 2400 urmeaza sa o faca, numai unul sta si se holbeaza la telefonul mobil.:) :D :D :D

[b]Sunt un virus sexual al mobilelor,am patruns in tastele telefonului tau si chiar acum fac sex cu buricul degetului tau,iar tie iti place pt ca zambestib] :D :D :D

Ma uit la Luna...Luna e superba!Ma uit la tine si...si...mai bine ma uit din nou la Luna! :D :D :D

Dupa ce primesti acest msj trebuie sa-l trimiti cuiva pe care-l iubesti,unuia pa care-l urasti,unuia pe care-l placi si unuia cu care vrei sa te culci.Acum intreaba-te de ce ti l-am trimis eu:)

[b]Am incredere in tine pt ca esti prietena mea,dar de ce ma vb pe la spate?De ce nu-mi spui in fata?De ce spui tuturor....cat de draguta sunt?De ce?![b] :D :D :D

Sunt un ucigas,ucid oameni pe bani.Dar pt ca esti prietenul meu,te ucid pe gratis!!! :D :D :D

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_Ciad_, chiar e interesant sa discutzi singur ???

mai shtii Oleg poate ise pare nostim :wtf: nu shtiu de unde le scoti dar sa shtii ca mie tare imi plac :hahaha:

se fac foarte multe vizualizari la chestiile astea asha ca Ciad nu face chestia asta in van... asha ca nu va facetzi probleme....
Ciad :ciupos:

Draga Oleg.. sa stii ca e "chiar interesant" :) (Nu te incurca nimeni :D :D :D ).
Cit timp mai gasesc asa ceva...
Sa vada si sa rida si altii....
Si cred ca nu incurc pe nimeni...

P.S. Daca nu-tzi place cum "Discut" .....- Sa zicem ca e un "Monolog"....! k?

A MAN IS DYING OF CANCER.HIS SON ASKED "DAD,WHY YOU KEEP TELLING PEOPLE U ARE DYING OF AIDS???".
ANSWER : SO WHEN IM DEAD NO ONE WILL DARE F**K YOUR MOM.

Mommy, Mommy! Can I wear a bra now? I'm 16....
.
.
Shut up, Albert !

I think i should tell u what people r saying behind ur back...
.
.
..NICE ASS!!!

uk uk ik ik akk akk akk uk uk uk ik ik uk uk uk ....... congratulations!!! u r able 2 speak da monkey language fluently..keep practising :D :D :D

Q: whats green, got six legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you?
.
.
.
A: a snooker table!

FOR SALE Complete set Encyclopaedia Britannica. Excelent condition. No longer needed. F**kin wife knows everything.

I guy walks into a pub and shouts
.
"all you on the lefthand side are bastards and you lot on the righthand side are cunts.
.
"im not a cunt!"
.
"get on the bastard side then"

This is magic press down 12 times and u will become SEXY!!
..
..
at your age u still belive in magic STUPID ASS!!

How many German players does it take to win a world cup???
.
More than 11. Ask Brazil!

Please help
.
Women And Dog are Missing
.
Reward for dog only ?

What do you call a Manchester Utd fan with a bottle of champagne at the end of the season?
.
A waiter !

What do u call a blonde with dyed hair?
.
.
Artifical Itelligence

Can u pronounce proper english? Read along:wolf,wolf,roof, woof,woof,roof,wolf,roof,woof.Test Results:u r a good dog.Now stop barking...

SMILE IF YOU AREN'T WEARING ANY UNDERWEAR

Last night I sent
an angel 2 watch
over u while u
were sleeping.
But it came back
early!
So I asked it why?

It said that angels
don't watch over
other angels!

God created the world in six days, but it took him centuries to create
someone...as hot...as sexy...as shaggable...as ME!!

i cant hide this from u anymore,i really dont wana hurt u,but i feel its
better i tell u b4 u hear it from some1 else.im REALLY sorry but theres no
SANTA!!!

you can fall from a mountain,you can fall from a tree,but the best way to fall,is to fall inlove with me.

Ciad relaxeazate sa scrii aceleaashi mesaje de atitea ori...

Forget it .... :evil:

Ciad!!! 8)
keep it up, mate!
u are the majesty over here...

I asked God for a flower, he gave me a garden. Iasked for a tree, he gave me a forest. I asked for a river, he gave me an ocean. I asked for an angel, and he sent me YOU!

Many ppl will wlk in and out of ur life, but only tru friends will leave foot prints in ur heart. . . . . .u left urs in mine -x-

Ciad.. da ce te-o apucat jelea???:)
cu toate ca e foarte nice cand primeshti un sms like that... :)
dar sunt foarte rar in dispozitia de a trimite unul asemeni!

Alias: ....nici eu nu stiu ce se intimpla :D :D :D Asa mi-o venit mie. Oare de ce??? :wink:

Why do fortune-tellers first ask your name

Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk by again

Press any key to continue or any other key to quit ...

Idiot (id-ee-it) n.- One who disagrees with you

Hello, this is Death. Please answer when you're ready.

I used to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out.

I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.

Why can't you accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue.

You have a one-bit brain with a parity error.

Ciad imi spui si mie de unde stii toate aceste glume? Vad ca scrii si scrii tot timpul.. Insa glumele acestea nu sint rele :tat cum :

Sorry, I cannot make it because there is a power failure. I am stuck on the escalator.

Sorry, I am having an out of money experience.

I was arrested for walking in someone else's sleep.

I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering.

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes

Go on _Ciad_ :D

DUREX REGRETS TO INFORM U
THAT UR BIRTH WAS AN ACCIDENT.
PLEASE REPORT TO UR NEAREST
HOSPITAL TO BE PUT DOWN.
WE APOLOGISE FOR ANY
INCONVENIENCE CAUSED.

Text messaging is like a blow-job off an amateur prostitute; short...sweet and always cheap!!!

A - ur
Attractive
B - ur
Beautiful
C - ur
Charming
D - ur
Delicious
E - ur
Exciting
F - ur
Funny
G - ur
Gorgeous
H - ur
Heavenly
Im
Just
Kidding
Loser

DO NOT STOP!!! :tu_mori:

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Prietene! aminteste-ti ca fara prostie nu ar fi intelepciune si fara uratenie nu ar fi frunusete....deci la urma urmei lumea are nevoie de tine...

go on _ciad_, da nu era mai simplu sa scrii doar www.fun-sms.ro
see ya

It was a Secret :D

asa se pare :lol:

asa se pare :lol:
se parea o vreme :)

Yep!!!! era... fun-sms....smsRo...etc.... nu e mare secret :oops: :D :D :D

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I asked God for a flower, he gave me a garden. I asked for a tree, he gave me a forest. I asked for a river, he gave me anocean. I asked for an angel , he gave me YOU! :D :D :D

Nice shoes! Wanna fuck?
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_Zdarova_ :D :D :D :D

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